Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas!!

Woo Hoo!

Ok, that was the best Christmas ever for me!

I got for Christmas a Nintendo DS Lite, (red/black) a Club Penguin DS game and Book, Rock Band for PS2, Mario Kart Wii, a digital camera, (it only holds 100 pics) A green Ipod Shuffle, (with my name engraved on the back!) Guiness World Records '09, Apples to Apples Party Edition, Kung Fu Panda Furious Five Pack, School of Rock, some clothes, (weeeee.....) a set of Funkey Speakers, and some other stuff. Woo! I love my DS. I like the Rock Band too. It came with a Microphone, Drums and Guitar.

Here are what some other people got:

Roco: Funkiki Island Adventure Pack, VR Stitch, VR Dyer + Tiki, Xbox 360 Arcade, Waggs Doll, A Penguin named Dib for BABW (what's that again?) and a Hovering RC Car.

Comment what you got and I'll put it up!

-NeonMaster

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Dot Spot error and 4.5 news

Heya Funkey Fans!

I just got on U.B. Funkeys and I found some new things!


You can see here that the Dot Spot hasn't been updated onto the map. I just noticed that. It makes me feel blind!


And right here looks like something new from the 4.5 update. I think it's gonna be a scoreboard for highscores and tournaments. the writing is weird though. No, I'm not foreign. I'm american. BTW, if you click on it, it says that Master Lox has interrupted signals. Wait, NeonMASTER? MASTER Lox? That's waaaay too spooky.
be sure to look at my last post! Post your gifts! Check out my new polls!

P.S. Congrats to Chris, the first Funkaneer!!!!!

-NeonMaster

Saturday, December 13, 2008

I'm Back!

Heya Funkey Fans!

Whew, this has been a big week of news, hasn't it? well anyways, I finally got a decent phone conference with the Department of UB Funkeys on the Radica Phoneline, and I got a bunch of my questions answered. Here's the complete interview:

NeonMaster: Alright, I have a few questions.
Assistant: Ask away!
NeonMaster: Ok, so how about Dot? Will it be released to the public?
Assistant: Dot was an exclusive Funkey for the SDCC'08. The Rare Yellow and Very Rare Dot will be released, but there is no information recorded of a release date.
NeonMaster: So what about the rumored Dream State and Hidden Realm Adventure Packs?
Assistant: No information about this is recorded. (Note: There IS going to be both due to new phrases that were put onto Chat Rooms.)
NeonMaster: Do you have a release date for the DC Heroes?
Assistant: They will be coming out mid-2009.
NeonMaster: What about Bandit? The Raccoon Funkey?
Assistant: We have no record on a release date.


Sweet, huh? This was actually a week ago that I talked with them. Anyways, I am EXTREMELY sorry that I haven't been posting. I almost thought about quiting the blog. Then I swore to never shut down this site in I time of need. So, in other news, Angus is a new character in the 4.5 update, (Chris reminded me, Funk Points for him!) and he tells you about Funkey Familiars. They are like little spirit thingys that grant you access to that Funkeys room, game and shop! Unfortunately, they put on a system that allows you to buy "Loot" with a credit card. Prices range from $5 to $30. With loot, you can buy the Familiars, Portal Jammers, which let you go through any portal once, and animated objects for your Crib. I did see a giant Cheese Pizza, so I'll have to get my hands on some Loot soon! No one's been able to access it though due to Master Lox. Boo hoo. They're gonna have Loot Crads in January though. Woo! Hidden Realm Pre-Orders have been coming in, so I guess I was wrong! They should start showing up in stores next monday. Mayor Sayso can go into Dot Spot, so check out my crib, NeonMaster. And on Target.com, there's a preety sweet sale going on. Type in Funkeys in the search box to see a 4 pack of Speed Racer Funkeys for $5, a 4-Funkey Hub Bundle for $7, and a Dream State 4-pack for $13!

P.S. Post what you got for Christmas!!!!


-NeonMaster

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

4.0 Hits and Hidden Realm opens to public!

Heya Funkey Fans!

The 4.0 hit lately and it brought us the Hidden Realm. It's open to the public unlike other zones though! There are 3 games that you can play for free. There's Sushi Showdown, (Chineese Checkers) there was a puzzle one like Rush Hour, and another that's name slips from me. I'll find those later. Here are some pics:


This is the Ship you arrive on. The ship is just past the Daydream Oasis. Sweet Graphics, huh?


This is the Wishing Tree that you can wish on. I hope my wish comes true. :)


This is the first gate of the Enlightment Path. There are four paths. You must put one different funkey on each orb and a ghostly copy will appear. the U.B. and Adventure Pack Characters will work.


This is the King of the Hidden Realm. You can talk to him when you reach the top of the mountain. After he tells you the story of his tribe, the Oni, he will give you a pet dragon! Sweet, eh?

Chris also noticed that the White Gem has been changed. I talked to Mattel on the matter and it is not a glitch, it will stay. The White Gem is in another "Adventure" In the Hidden Realm. Thanks, Chris!

I have soooo much more to post, buuuut for now,

-NeonMaster

(P.S. Chris, you have enough Funk Points to get stars next to your name. :D)

Sunday, November 30, 2008

New ranking system for Researchers!

Heya Funkeys Fans!

Ever since Chris found that Starter Kit, I thought that there should be more rewards in it. So, I came up with a Ranking System!

First, there's ranked names. They go from top to bottom, the top being the highest ranks, items meaning things you've found. (Some of the names I don't really like, so please comment some new ones up!)

Ranks:

Grand Funkey (30 items needed)
Funkey Historian (15 items needed)
Explorer of Funk (10 items needed)
FunkDude (6 items needed)
Funkaneer (3 items needed)
Funkey Rookie (1 item needed)

Next, there's Funk Points. Funk Points are earned by finding news or products. I do not have a Funk Point system up and I don't plan on making one for this, as I will be the one to determine how many Funk Points it will receive. Funk Points will go towards prizes. New prizes are on their way. When you request a prize, you will not have your Funk Points taken away.

Prizes:

Stars next to name: 5 Funk Points
Name bold and underlined: 10 Funk Points
Custom Picture next to name: 20 Funk Points (You can choose the picture)
Certificate: 50 Funk Points
Profile on sidebar (see mine): 75 Funk Points

Once again, I encourage each and everyone of you to become a Researcher! There is no limit, no requirements or anything else!

May The Funk Be With You!
-NeonMaster

Researcher finds Funkiki Island Starter Pack!

Heya Funkey Fans!

Yep, I'm back. The news right now is that my researcher, Chris, just found a Funkiki Island Starter Kit! I did actually see this once but I never got the time to post it. When I saw it I also saw a Dream State Starter that had a light purple backround. It had four funkeys. I think it was Waggs, Vlurp, Drift, and I think Ptep. I'll double check on that one. Let's give a big round of applause to Chris! Here are some pictures that he took:





I can't seem to get the others up. I'll try to.

-NeonMaster

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Goodbye for a little!!

Heya Funkey Fans,

I'm heading out of town for Thanksgiving today, and I won't be back until late friday night. I'll miss you all! I'm so sorry I haven't gotten to all of you in the comments, I promise I will when I get back. Chris, if you have any info you've found as a researcher, just post it in the comments section. Once again, I'll miss you all!! Happy Thanksgiving!!!


-NeonMaster

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Amazon Pre-Order a No-No!

Heya Funkey Fans,

Yesterday the Hidden Realm Pre-Order became available to order for $29.99 for a four-pack. DO NOT ORDER IT! I have a small lists of reasons why. For starters, if your looking at price range, most Funkeys Single packs range from $5-$6, making the four-pack a good waste of $8-$10. It also states below the price that it will take 4-7 weeks for delivery. That means that if your lucky you'll get it at the end of December and if your unlucky It could take till mid-January, which means it won't meet up to demands for Christmas. (That's gonna get some angry fanmail!) Mattel has stated that they should be available in December, at least before Christmas. I'm gonna call up the Funkeys Department and ask along with some other questions. (If you have any questions whatsoever, comment them and I'll ask them.) So in my opinion, don't get the pre-order. It'll be cheaper, faster and better for Christmas. Click here to see the product. (don't buy it!!!)

-NeonMaster
(Comment your questions!!)

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Stitch's Quest reveals new Gem, Contest over and more!

Hey Funkey Fans,

I got some cool news for you. I got Stitch's password!! I did not take this info from anyone else's website, I actually did a little research on the Funkey website and just took some random words and typed them in, and one of them finally worked! The password is.....(drumroll)....Funkopotamus! Alright, I wasn't expecting this, but there's another part linking to it! You'll need a Holler, a Rom, and four different funkeys from any four different zones. (For example, Lucky, Sol, Ptep and Deuce) The stitch will tell you to go to Rom's room. The Rom will tell you that Master Lox created a terrible Censor Chip that is jamming the Broadcasts from UFunk Studios. He will tell you to gather an Anima (I too thought it was a mistake and you had to get an animal) from a funkey's room in 4 different zones. once you have all 4, you can give it to a Fallout outside of his room and he will make you an F-Chip Resistor. Then you must go back to Funkeystown(DO NOT LOG OUT) and go behind the waterfall and find Mayor Sayso. You must guide him to UFunk studios then. Then when you are there the F-Chip will unjam the broadcast! Your reward is a White Gem that goes into your trophy room, (go to my crib, NeonMaster, to see mine) and 10,000 coins!

IN OTHER NEWS:

The contest for researchers is over. No one entered, (which I find hilarious) so applications to be a researcher are open. I don't know how many I'll choose.

I'm gonna try and get a Quest page up soon, along with a forum.

Also, soon I'll be having another contest for a new banner for the header of the website. The contest is not starting yet, but you can start making banners and entering them to my e-mail, badotter96@yahoo.com, which you can also send a application to be a researcher. (you can comment too.)

I'm also gonna see if I can take a family picture of my funkeys soon!

-NeonMaster

Friday, November 7, 2008

Contest for researchers

Heya Funkey Fans!

On my most recent post I mentioned a contest to become a researcher.

Today we'll have it!

There are 3 sections you can enter. You can ony do one though!

The first choice is a game contest. The game is Funk-Jongg. Whoever gets the highest score will become the first researcher! To prove your score, you must take a picture of it. To take a picture of it, look above the backspace button on your keyboard for the F12 button. To its right is the Print Scrn button. When your at your score at the end of your game, press it. Then go to the start button on your computer, go to all programs, then go to accessories, and go to paint. When you're at paint, hold down ctrl and V to paste it on. then, save it to your computer and send it to:
Badotter96@yahoo.com
RULES: The score cannot be before the contest.
You may not hack to get a better score.
No pushing & shoving. (Kidding!)

The second choice is to Write/Type a story about UB Funkeys. You can Email me them or comment them. (If there's enough room. 0_o)
It cannot be written by someone other than you, and along with winning, your story will be posted on the site.

The last choice is to write about why you want to be a researcher.
You can Email me it or comment it. If I have time, I might post it.

Make out all entries to badotter96@yahoo.com with your username and/or name.

Good Luck!!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Taejo and Speed Racer GP?

Alright, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but you gotta admit, I'm on to something.

Ok, so you all might not know, but when the Speed Racer Series was released, Taejo and Speed Racer GP (short for Grand Prix clothes) were not released. Nobody knows why, (I'll get with Mattel on the matter,) But when someone asked when they were going to release a second series, they replied, "What second Series!?"


So from then on it was assumed that we would likely never see either of the Funkeys in our lives.

Until now.

We all know that there's probably gonna be a Speed Racer Adventure Pack, Which will come with Royalton, The boxing dude, and two more funkeys. So my thought is that what will the other two be? Waggs? Vroom? No, I think it will be (drumroll) TAEJO & SPEED RACER GP! It just has to be! It all fits in!


IN OTHER NEWS:

Sometime this week I will have a contest to have some reporters. (Should it be a game?) They will find info, news and other stuff for the site, and in return, there name on the page stating a Kudos to that reporter. I will also post their names on a sidebar. :)

I will also see if I can get a forum up this month.

Comment!

Monday, November 3, 2008

Short review of what's coming and going

Alright, so let's get some stuff settled.


The New Hidden Realm Hub is scheduled to be realeased in December, along with....

....The new Hidden Realm Funkeys, which their features can be seen on the right side of the hub.



And the DC Heroes Series, scheduled for release in January. (I'll double check that.) Shown above is Flash, Batman and Aquaman. Not shown is Superman, Superwoman and the Green Lantern.

The UB Funkeys Series 1, Wave 1, has been confirmed to be scheduled for retirement, but has also been confirmed that there will be an event making sure that we'll never forget them.

-NeonMaster

Welcome!

Hey Funkey Fans!

This is my new blog. You might recognize me from some other websites, so feel free to introduce yourselves. I'll be adding some more stuff soon like a widget telling when I'll be on next, parties, and hiring some reaserchers for the site.

Until then,
-NeonMaster